When securing venture funding for your internet startup, writing a spec, writing paragraphs for a patent application, or explaining your progress (or lack thereof) to your boss, it's often handy to have at your disposal massive amounts of meaningless technological web babble to fill space and confuse and distract the reader or listener. Here's a tool that will provide just what you need.
Just click here and let the nonsense flow...
Build Your Own!
You can create your own BS generator by clicking the button below and typing in your own words as explained in the instructions. Anything's possible: lawyer speak, Bush speak, Hillary speak, customer service speak, ... If you create an interesting or amusing generator, email it to me and I'll include it here with name credit. Thanks!
The source code to the generator, xspeak.js, is also available unobfuscated, and you are welcome to copy, modify, and distribute it (along with the configuration file from this page) under the terms of the GNU AGPL.
Webspeak is a recent adaptation of corpspeak, a skunkworks hack I wrote around 1991. Check out that page for more history and details.
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